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Skeleton Army: a novel of an army of darkness of skeletons Peter Derk

Skeleton Army: a novel of an army of darkness of skeletons

Peter Derk

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I own one VHS tape. Okay, four. Three of them are the original Star Wars trilogy in their original, Han shoots first glory. Mostly because I like the idea of TAKE THAT, LUCAS! Heres what you get for informing and enhancing my childhood!Anywho, theMoreI own one VHS tape. Okay, four. Three of them are the original Star Wars trilogy in their original, Han shoots first glory. Mostly because I like the idea of TAKE THAT, LUCAS! Heres what you get for informing and enhancing my childhood!Anywho, the fourth tape is Army of Darkness.It was my favorite movie when I was a kid. I created my own holiday, Ash Wednesday, just to watch Army of Darkness. Okay, I didnt CREATE Ash Wednesday, but if it tells you anything about the role of religion in my upbringing, I was completely unaware of what Ash Wednesday was beyond the words on the calendar. And when I found it, I was horrified and disappointed.Theres a scene in Army of Darkness where a bunch of skeletons are digging each other out of graves to make an army of the dead, and some other skeletons, early to pillaging, are bringing back these topless women from wherever they pillaged. One skeleton says, We got plans for you, girly girl!I wondered, Wait, what plans?And thus, Skeleton Army was born.Marvel at an army of skeletons who are too incompetent to build a battering ram, too lazy to carry swords, and generally mess it all up.And one day, Bruce Campbell WILL sign my Army of Darkness VHS. One day...